S: Look what you’ve done to me
S: I killed someone
T: LOL. Finally. Tell me how you killed him *scream excitedly*
S: Shut up. Sit down first, people hear
S: I hit him with a stone. With my bare hand
T: Gosh, that’s brutal
S: I woke up and remembered you then hated you
T: Where did you bury the corpse?